Good News (Rapture Edition)

OK, more than a month without a post? It's been a pathetic run for the Glass Man. No excuse, just bad blogging on my part.

As we all know, today is Judgment Day (beautiful day for it!). If there was one thing that was going to break me out of my hiatus, it was the onset of the end of times.

I'm not making any predictions one way or another as to what happens to me. If the Big Guy wants me, well, I think I'm deserving enough, but I appreciate that there are a lot of inputs and, like a manager before Opening Day, there are a lot of difficult choices to make. 

What really concerns me is what is the Rapture going to mean for the Mets? After all, after Judgment Day, all of us sinners have 6 months before the apocalypse which means one final season of baseball.

After looking at the roster, I'm pleased to predict that the Mets are going to be OK on this one. R.A. Dickey and Carlos Beltran are DEFINITELY getting saved, so we'll lose them, but I'm pretty sure that'll be all. David Wright is probably in similar territory to me -- it could go either way, but more likely than not is he's still with us after 9pm.

This is a tricky science, and an inexact one at that. I feel very certain that Francisco Rodriguez is NOT being saved. Poor Ike probably prays to the wrong god on this one. If you want to make a case for the rest of them though, I'll listen.

That's all I got. Good luck today, sinners.

- A.F.O.M.G.