Michael Jordan: Hitler Mustache Enthusiast

I've been saying it for months, but only now do I have photographic proof.

You know those Hanes commercials with Michael Jordan where His Airness is on a plane, chatting with some dude about his underwear? (What? It could happen to anyone.)

I've been saying for months that there's something about Michael's facial hair that's a bit... different. Something about it that pushes the envelope, shall we say. See for yourself:

Am I wrong, or is MJ sporting a Hitler mustache in this ad campaign? It's a decidedly less bushy mustache than the Fuhrer's, but still, it's kind of a Hitler 'stache, no?

The question really comes down to that little piece of soul patch underneath MJ's mouth. Does a soul patch, even one so small as he's got going there, obviate what is otherwise undeniably Hitler-inspired facial hair?

Don't get me wrong, I'm not saying MJ's an anti-Semite, a Nazi sympathizer, or anything like that. I'm just saying he's got "edgy" taste in facial hair.

I don't care if he's the greatest basketball player of all time, when you rock the Hitler mustache, you better be prepared to answer questions. That's all I'm saying.

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